My health insurance will officially begin with the new year. As I get older, I find it interesting as to what is actually covered under insurance. For instance, one of the other people at my company recently went to a hypnotist, so she could quit smoking. And this was covered!
My colleagues and I thus discussed the possibility of hypnotism actually working. The pamphlet said that it could cure everything from smoking, weight problems to allergies. Now at first, allergies seem to be an odd thing to throw in there. But once I started thinking about what allergies actually are (our sub-concsious brain telling our body to react to something that actually isn't harmful), I started to believe this could work.
Then, I started thinking about all the other things I could be hypnotized for. Could my sub-concious be hypnotized to make me work out, could it be hypnotized to make me sing on key, or could it be hypnotized to make me nicer?
Last night was my friend Mark's annual Sophis Chris. Apparently at last year's (when I probably had a little too much wine), I told one girl her boyfriend was the ugliest guy I'd ever seen. We're friends, and she was laughing as she reminded me of it. Unfortunately, I don't remember saying it. Fortunately, they're broken up now. I don't know why I would be that cruel, though. And he's not even truly ugly. Geez, I'm evil. Bring on the hypnotist. Soon, please.
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Oh girl,
Don't feel bad. You're not evil. I attended a Christmas party this weekend and I think I managed to offend everyone there except for the guy who invited me. I'll tell you about it friday, but let's just say that it all started with me ripping on Jessica Simpson. Man, you can't take us anywhere.
Christmas events are where we come to talk about others...I mean this week at Justin's friends xmas party I found out that his friends fiancee hates me...good times!
I had warts as a kid and tried all types of treatments. Nothing worked over the period of about two years. As a last resort I tried hypnotism. Two days after being hypnotized, the several warts I had had for the previous five years were nowhere to be seen. Insaneinsaneinsane.
-Matt
Oh! I love you guys! Now I remember why I'm friends with you...all three of you!
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